Dumb Nut

sometimes.
in english
i write a story...
about how megan aston
wishes she was popular.
i sure hope i don't have to read this nonsense to the class..
also sometimes
i tell megan
that she is a dumb nut.
because SHE forgets her string at my house.
and blames me?
dumb nut.

love <3 jenks.fat.rabbit.

antisocial losers

me and megan are antisocial

... and awesome

when i first met jenks in 8th grade..

i tried to befriend her.

i was super nice to her but what do ya know..

she was an antisocial freak

from that point on, i thought..

"megan jenkins is an antisocial weirdo."

but now.. we are antisocial together

er'day. er'day.

good thing we have a lot of friends

or else that would be a problem.

but what can you do? absolutely nothing.

HAPPY DINGO OUT

Freaks of Nature.

Lets just say. Me and happydingo here spend 80% of our time either....
(1) Eating. At a snow cone shack.
(2) Eating. At Taco Amigo.
(3) Just eating in general.
Another 10% of our time is spent at discovery park and/or ripstiking and the last 10% is wasted making fun of eachother/ourselves/people we don't like. And somtimes people we do like. But whatta ya do. I mean we're the most popular kids around not everyone can be like us. Maybe someday we will know you exist and if you're lucky we will remember you're name. But being our friend...? don't count on it.

Just kidding we are friends with everyone.

even the people we don't like?
i mean. i used to hate megan? and now look at us. Best of friends.


fat rabbit over and out.

for the love of liza

sooo pretty much my mom got mad at me for writing a mean poem about jenks.

she's making me write a nice one.. so here i go

Megan Jenkins is like a spring day,

cold, then warm again

sun beats down.. rays, rays. shine, shine.

Love blossoms, flowers die.

wilting

petals falling.

i love Megan Jenkins, crushes like the clouds in may.

the sun is like my heart

big, yet empty.

an empty void that must be filled with what?

flower friend love.

HAPPY DINGO OUT

awkward

We are a little bit awkward if you haven't noticed
we like this though
it's makes life more entertaining
make an awkward moment on purpose
and you will see what we mean
randomly hold someones hand
that's the best one
or laugh at someones sandwhich
like me and jenks did
ANYWHO gotta bounce

HAPPY DINGO OUT

Somtimes[continued]

somtimes at lunch.
i stare at this random kids sandwich,
and then he notices and says.
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME??
then i say.."no.hahahahahahahahahahahahahah" i could hardly contain my laughing.
then he goes ":( you just ruined my day."

my life in a nutshell.

i love happy dingo

sometimes..

weirdos text me mean things.

my best friend makes my dog a facebook.

i sleep on the ground and get the imprint of carpet on my face.

mr. bayles says he hates me.

i awkwardly bump into people at wal-mart.

me and jenks have addictions to strawberry crystal light.

my mom gets mad at me and tells me to go to bed.

goodnight

ps. jenks i loveth thou.

HAPPY DINGO OUT

uh what?

sometimes i wonder why i make a nice poem for megan..
and then she writes a mean one back.
what do ya do??
she needs to get some respect.
thats all.
love.FatRabbit.Jenks.

rat-a-tat-tat

First day of school was pretty good.

didn't feel like a complete idiot in my classes.

But hey, lets be serious now..

heres a poem i wrote for jenks.

July 24, 2010

Megan Jenkins you suck

and eat horses and muck

I wanna play hockey on your face

and hit you all over the place

you're the definition of weiner

im gonna break your femur

get an ugly pet lemur

you're gonna need a checkbook

so i can make it a facebook

get some friends

this ain't pretend

you're a fruitcake and tillie hates you

HAPPY DINGO OUT

Poem of the Day. (by Jenkins)

this was written May 18, 2010

Megan Jaime Aston.
Is a babe.
I cant get over it.
She just has so many friends.
It's not even fair..
Everyone just loves her.
I don't know why.
Maybe its those brown eyes.
And olive skin.
And she's really humble.
Shes not conceited at all.
I wish i could be her friend.
Maybe someday..
She will know who i am.


love M-Dizzle. (Jenks[fat/rabbit])

what the?

hey this is happy dingo speaking.

me and jenks decided to do a blog together. obviously.

we hope no one reads it because only cool people can read it.

me and jenks are the coolest people around. obviously.

we appreciate comments from random anonymous losers

Junior year starts tomorrow and we are very excited.

that is all.

for now. 

HAPPY DINGO OUT

Fat Rabbit and a Happy Dingo

welcome to em-in-em bloggity blog. this is jenks speaking. juss a little bit about me and meg aston.
im a fat rabbit    (\_/)    and aston is a happy dingo /\/\      thats all. ttyl <3 haha
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